rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

(Source: rnultiplayer, via manda)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

When a really skinny person is talking about how much junk food they eat

whatshouldwecallme:

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Suddenly realizing I left my phone at home

whatshouldwecallme:

nishlo:

"it’s 8 inches"

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(via manda)

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via manda)

When my boyfriend tries to make up with me after a fight but I’m still mad

whatshouldwecallme:

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